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If I had a cat, I’d take time to give it the most ridiculous pet-name I could think of. Just to make a mockery of all those pet names out there. The cat wouldn’t suffer in vain. It would send a message as I shouted it daily across the garden - pet names are silly, give them real names or just call them after their species.
I could call mine ‘Little Mr Cuddle-Bun Simpkins’ and abbreviations would not be allowed. I would shout it loud and with authority as if he’d done something wrong, just to emphasis the silliness.
Justin Fleming
1 month ago
