October 7, 2008

gadgets

Beautiful and natural stress relief

If you need a little stress relief at your desk, don’t clutter yourself with executive toys and expensive gadgets. All you need is to get back to nature with some uniquely, hand-crafted*, real-wood organic stress balls.

Our stress balls, supplied direct from Fuchsiashock are organically sourced, grown locally and hand crafted*.

Each ball is different, featuring it’s own beautiful detailed real wood grain and a highly polished finish.

Balls vary in size are always a comfortable size allowing you to fit several in your hand at once.

  • Roll them between your hands to massage away your cares or mouse/keyboard strain.
  • Spin them on your desk to be mesmerised and entertained.
  • You can even bounce them!

FS stress balls are sold in pairs and ship directly within the UK for just £4.95 inc P&P while stocks last!


Email us NOW to register your interest!


Be responsible and recycle - these balls should be recycled after use. A tree is planted for every ball recycled*.

*hand-crafted is a matter of opinion, depending on belief in a Creator.
Balls may suffer wear and tear with use.
Should not be ingested.
May dry out and wrinkle over time.
*Trees only ‘planted’ when customer ‘recycles’ a ball by placing it outside with sufficient water and soil. Resulting trees cannot be guaranteed.





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Distressing images

A photo essay from a denim factory in Kentucky. A bizarre concept anyway - to have a whole factory dedicated to trashing your jeans before you get to, but not only that, such a place is the thing of nightmares featuring lots of dismembered legs all over the place.

These are places I couldn’t work - anywhere that has body parts - real(?!) or otherwise. I think all the smoking I used to do is what is responsible for me zoning out all too often and finding images like these really, really, surreal.

“I shot these photos at a denim factory in Kentucky that specializes in distressing high-end jeans for a few top designers. I used to scoff at paying a premium for jeans that come with holes in them already. Then I saw just how much work goes into distressing jeans, and I realized that these people are artists.”

davidfriedmanphoto.com


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October 6, 2008

gaming


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have personality

#3

(Have Personality: Documenting the silliness that is human.)

When you swear the tea tastes different if it is in the wrong coloured mug. (Despite you not noticing when it is made in the wrong cup, then tipped into the ‘right’ cup without you seeing.)


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have personality

#2

(Have Personality: Documenting the silliness that is human.)

When you have your very ‘own’ seat on the daily transport to work. There’s no label “but, I *always* sit there”. If someone else sits there, you fantasise about how to have them removed and you know the rest of the day will now all go wrong. This includes seat-types on trains.


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have personality

#1

(Have Personality: Documenting the silliness that is human.)

When you actually KNOW something to be true, yet the other person insists they know otherwise and will argue to the death for no apparent reason as if divine absolute knowledge just came their way and informed them personally that the laws of the universe has just that minute changed but no one else noticed… Example:
  • Person1: “I was out walking the other day, on my own in the middle of nowhere and I saw a …”
  • Person2: “No you didn’t.”
  • Person1: “No, I did, I was there and I saw it clear as day. It’s quite common apparently.”
  • Person2: “No you didn’t, and you’re wrong. I know absolutely nothing about any of it, but I think I’m going to stick with… ‘you’re a liar’”..
  • Person1: “But I, ah…splutter…”


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September 30, 2008

Selling the Macbook

Selling Macbook White 2.16ghz,2gb Ram,120gb,13.3”,wifi,BT, Bought 13/09/2007. £520 ono. Good condition, boxed, clear case protection.


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September 23, 2008

quotes

If I had a cat, I’d take time to give it the most ridiculous pet-name I could think of. Just to make a mockery of all those pet names out there. The cat wouldn’t suffer in vain. It would send a message as I shouted it daily across the garden - pet names are silly, give them real names or just call them after their species.

I could call mine ‘Little Mr Cuddle-Bun Simpkins’ and abbreviations would not be allowed. I would shout it loud and with authority as if he’d done something wrong, just to emphasis the silliness.

Justin Fleming

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Hindu extremists burn 20 churches, threaten to kill 200

Hindu extremists burnt 20 churches last night and are planning to destroy another 200 churches in Orissa, India.

They also plan to kill 200 pastors in the next 24hrs. All Christians have taken to hiding in bushes.

We pray the Christians can escape and find safety.



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“Just as you can tell a man by his shoes, you can tell a company by it’s toilets.
Justin Fleming

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